It is November, the month that we are suppose to be thankful. I’m seeing everyone state what they are thankful for which created in me a need to make some of my own lists. Well it may not have been a need, making lists may be a compulsion.
Things I’m not thankful for:
• Snakes
• The fact that you are now someone that I just share memories with.
• The fact that there are no ice cream delivery services
• The fact that there is no queso delivery service
• Global warming, whether it’s because of human actions or not, for goodness sake save the polar bears!
• The middle east being on the edge of war
• I have no zombie plan (ok this one is my own fault but I’m still not thankful for it
• Commercials
• Easy to open packages that you need a chisel and jackhammer to open.
• Retailers that feel Halloween is the appropriate time to put out Christmas decorations, leave Halloween alone.
• The fact that candy corn is only in season for Halloween and Thanksgiving, that stuff is crack, don’t deny me it.
• Cheese curds can only be found in Wisconsin
• People who don’t understand my sarcasm or sense of humor
• Panic attacks
• The random bruises that I have no clue where they came from
• Shopping for jeans, seriously right when I find a pair I like how they fit, the store stops selling them
• Waiting for a text
• Pickle jars that I can’t open
• Math
• Politics
• Firefly being cancelled
• Fake friends
Things I am thankful for:
• My besties
• Cute boys who love horror movies
• People who can make me laugh
• My Awesome Red Couch
• Cheese
• Song lyrics
• Slapsgiving
• Friends that I can burst into song with
• Fuzzy socks
• Your phone calls
• Hugs
• My family, well most of them lol
• The taste of Mountain Dew in the morning
• Popcorn
• My boobs
• My favorite pair of jeans
• Purses
• Farley, Lou and Gabby
• Kisses that tingle my toes
• Hoodies
• Pluto, both the Planet and the Disney Character
• Dr. Sheldon Cooper
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